The Wayward Willis My Life Without Faith

8Feb/122

Hyper-Patriotism

I downloaded an app for my iPhone called "Thumb."  This app allows you to ask questions and get answers from random strangers, with thumbs-up and thumbs-down ratings.  It's mindless entertainment, as are most social apps.  Anyway, while thumbing through questions I stumbled across one depicting a Marine Corps drill team with the caption, "Respect and honor????"  I'm not sure why so many question marks were necessary.

15Aug/110

Facebook Affirmations, Vol. I

In my news feed on Facebook I will be served a daily dose of Christian affirmations from friends.  In this series of posts, which I call "Facebook Affirmations™," I will post and discuss some of these gems. Here's the affirmation for today:

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when ur about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy & paste this if ur in God's Army

Crying Devil

Teh Bibel Makes Teh Debbil Cry

There are a number of problems with this affirmation so I'll list them out as I see them and give my reasoning for each:

31May/111

Small Soldiers

Now that I was saved (theological debate surrounding the sincerity of the act notwithstanding) from Hell, it was important to those charged with my education to ensure that I became the best possible Christian.  In order for this to happen, I had to become familiar with the doctrine of Christianity -- namely, that god created me and loves me and that Satan is trying with all of his might to destroy god's creation and claim the souls of believers for himself.  This means war!

 

Sparta

War? This is Sparta!